For your viewing pleasure, I present the music video for Clarence Carter's 1991 cult hit, "Strokin'." Featuring the immortal lines:
The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me?
Let me tell you what she told me. She said:
"Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my..." WOO!
I be strokin'!